One-on-one consulting for home cannabis growers. We audit your space, fix what's holding your plants back, and coach you from seed to a jar you're proud of — legally, discreetly, and without the forum guesswork.
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A typical client, one grow later
We inspect your space — in person or over video — and hand you a written fix-list ranked by what's costing you the most yield.
You get a week-by-week plan built for your gear, your strain, and your state's rules — feeds, training, and environment targets included.
Weekly check-ins and same-day text support through your whole grow. You make the calls; we make sure they're the right ones.
Every engagement is built around three results you can weigh, count, and smell.
We dial in your light height, canopy training, and feed schedule so the tent you already own produces like a bigger one. Most clients double their dry weight by the second coached run.
Avg. client goes from 1.6 oz to 4.1 oz per plant
Bud rot at week seven hurts. We catch the humidity spikes, pH drift, and pest pressure before they cost you a harvest — with a monitoring routine that takes ten minutes a day, not two hours.
9 in 10 clients finish every grow they start with us
Know exactly what your state allows, keep your setup discreet, and make every decision with a pro one text away. No more conflicting forum advice at 2 a.m. — just answers you can act on.
Same-day answers, 7 days a week during your grow
Lifetime license included with every contract — $59 value
Every consulting client gets a lifetime license to GrowTrackr, our desktop grow-tracking software. Log feeds, environment, and photos through your coached grow — then repeat your best harvest on your own, with the data to prove what worked.
Book this month and mention the code on your intro call — we'll take $20 off your fixed quote.
GROW20
One per household · No expiry printed, but we do mean this month.
Real outcomes from home growers we've coached through their first — and best — harvests.
"I'd killed three grows in a row before the audit. Turned out my exhaust fan was fighting my humidifier all night. One visit, a new schedule, and I just trimmed 4.2 ounces off two plants in a 2×4 tent."
"As a medical patient, consistency matters more than bragging rights. They built me a repeatable routine — same feed, same environment, same results every 11 weeks. I haven't bought from a dispensary in a year."
"The setup consult paid for itself before I planted a seed. They talked me out of $600 in gear I didn't need and into a ventilation fix that solved the smell issue my last landlord complained about."
300+
Home grows guided
2.3×
Average yield lift, first coached grow
4.9★
Average client rating
7d
Days a week of grow support
Follow your coached plan and finish with jars — or we coach your entire next grow free. No fine print, no re-audit fee, no arguing about whose fault it was.
In 300+ guided grows we've honored this twice. Both were hardware failures, and both growers harvested the very next run.
GUARANTEED
The questions every grower asks before booking — answered without the hedge.
That's the first thing we check, before any money changes hands. We only work with clients in states where home cultivation is legal, and every plan is built around your state's plant count, locking, and visibility rules. If your state doesn't allow it, we'll tell you on the free intro call and part as friends.
Complete beginners are most of our business. The Starter package covers gear selection (usually $400–700 all-in, not the $1,500 the grow shop will quote you), setup day, and weekly check-ins through your entire first grow. You'll harvest something you're genuinely proud of on run one.
A one-time space audit with a written fix-list starts at $149. Full grow coaching — setup through harvest, with weekly check-ins and same-day text support — runs $399–$799 depending on your space. Every engagement starts with a free 15-minute call and a fixed quote, so there are never surprise invoices.
You can — that's how most of our clients started. The problem isn't information, it's diagnosis: a video can't see your room, smell your soil, or tell you which of five conflicting tips applies to your tent. A failed grow costs roughly $180 in electricity and four months of waiting. Coaching costs $399 and finishes. We're cheaper than the third failure.
Your choice. In-person audits are available within 50 miles of our base, in an unmarked vehicle, scheduled around your comfort. Most coaching after the initial visit happens over video and photo check-ins — plants photograph honestly, and it keeps your costs down.
Completely. We never share client names, addresses, or photos — not in marketing, not with anyone. Testimonials on this page are published with written permission and initials only. Your grow is your business; our job is to make it a better one.
If you follow the plan and a coached grow fails to harvest, we coach your next run free. In 300+ guided grows we've honored that twice — both times a hardware failure, not the grower. We can afford the guarantee because the process works.
Two minutes of your time gets you a fixed quote and an honest read on what's possible in your setup — no pressure, no upsell.
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